Serious Lunch (see-ree-OS LUN-ch)

Noun

1. A fun lunch with your best friend that takes a serious turn.

2. When you think you're going to a casual lunch, but your bestie has something unexpected and important to get off her chest

This weeks episode starts with a blues riff in the key of MAID. 

Sponge lends her generous ears as Rag tells his recent tales of woe and deceit. 

Lies, betrayal, court dates and redemption, all to be found in the first 20 minutes of this episode

Then the maids turn their frowns upside down and welcome DR. STEVEN PHILLIPS-HORST (@gossipbabies), resident sluts-pert in for a MAJOR sex/relationship advice segment. We asked you to email, tweet and facebook us your queeries to be answered by our panel of experts and the response was overwhelmingly amazing. Thank you for your questions, we love our fans.

Topics covered: Therapists, double-d's, vegan girlfriends, lesbian sex and much, much more. Sponge even touches a condom for the first time EVER. 

AS ALWAYS, SEND YOUR QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, PICTURES AND STORIES TO:

Realhousemaids@yahoo.com

We've made it people! Episode 10!

Today we look into the VERY different lives of two clients we've shared this past year.  

One is the quintessential upper east side diva. An heiress of a broadway fortune, she lives out her days attending galas and dinner parties, in french castles and of course, her local hair salon. Turner classic movies quietly play out on tiny flat screens. Filipino housekeepers fold english linens. Her life was a meticulously arranged broadway production, and we cherished our time on stage with her.

Then, hop the 6 train headed downtown and meet us in the storied EAST VILLAGE. The second client we dissect this week is a rail thin former model and reality tv star who spent years in funeral homes, sculpting decomposed bodies into the funeral ready mannequins you find in open caskets. Prison letters were shared, naps were taken, gothic neck collars were designed. She was a can of worms we were more than pleased to open!

REMEMBER, SEND YOUR QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, PICTURES AND STORIES TO realhousemaids@yahoo.com

AND ON THAT TIP, SEND US YOUR SEX AND ROMANCE QUESTIONS FOR A FUTURE EPISODE, THESE DO NOT HAVE TO BE CLEANING RELATED. BUT WE WILL BE GIVING YOU ADVICE.