Lucky number 13!

This weeks episode is a love letter to our new HATER. That's right, we are finally popular enough to have exactly one hate comment and we dissect every part of that milestone. Including ourselves! As we reflect on how far we've come, a Housemaid has to wonder, are we evil?

Other topics include: TAX SEASON, CALIFORNIA CLOSETS, SPRING CLEANING AND DID WE MENTION HATERS???

Welcome back!

Recently, while taking in some of NYC's notorious "culture", we ran into an old prep school chum who we discovered was also IN THE BIZ. High school may be all queen-bees-and-wannabes but in the world of maids, there are no popular girls. Listen here to our leisurely chat with DUSTY, our new special West Village correspondant. We wanted to really get to know her style (cleaning and otherwise) so we did what any Diane Sawyer would do: we asked her a million questions in the vain of an US Weekly 25 Things You Didn't Know About Me column.

ALSO INCLUDED IN THIS EPISODE: SOME ACTUAL CLEANING TIPS. ENJOY!